Dad Jokes

It's difficult to say what my wife does, she sells sea shells by the sea shore.

I decided to sell my Hoover… well it was just collecting dust.

I needed a password eight characters long so I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Is the pool safe for diving? It deep ends.

Where do hamburgers go to dance? The meat-ball.

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport? Squash.

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honey combs!

"I'll call you later." Don't call me later, call me Dad.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Egyptians claimed to invent the guitar, but they were such lyres.